All Posts Tagged With: "Food"

Oh honey, crocodile again for dinner? [Pic]

Crocodile is pretty tasty, but I’m pretty sure it’s probably tough when it’s still got the rind on it.

17Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

The African miracle fruit that causes your tongue to trip balls [I Heart Food]

The small red berry from West Africa, Synsepalum dulcificum is deceiving. Swish the juices of the berry around in your mouth for about 30 seconds and your entire tongue is rewired for an hour or more, rendering acidic and sour things sweet as candy.

29May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued

100 Fun ways to order pizza [I Heart Top 10s]

Why be boring when ordering pizza? It’ll liven up your day and it’s sure to liven up the person’s day on the other end of the phone. Imagine the fun you two will have! Here’s a list of 100 ways to put some oomph into an otherwise dull process.

25May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Gruesome, lifelike body parts made entirely out of bread [I Heart Food]

Thai Fine Art student and artist Kittiwat Unarrom and his tacitly named “Body Bakery” - brutally, gruesomely, almost unbelievably realistic looking sculptures of dismembered human body parts sculpted entirely from bread.

24May2008 | cranberryzero | 7 comments | Continued

Cereal mascots in therapy [Video]

In this incredibly awesome video from CollegeHumor, all of the major cereal mascots– Tony the Tiger, the Coco Puffs bird, Lucky the Leprachaun, the Cookie Crisp dog etc– end up in a group therapy session for a number of reasons, like the fact that Toucan Sam can’t stop doing rails off the floor.

22May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Mmmm boy… chicken fried bacon [I Heart Food]

Down in Snook, Texas, at a little place called Sodolack’s Original Country Inn, you can not only get bacon, but you can get bacon that’s been deep fried with a side of white gravy. This stuff just looks heart-stopping good. And as they say in the video, it’s your right as an American [...]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

The most pathetic, scariest person on the Internet: found. [I Heart Internets]

This guy’s belly is so big, it’s taken on a life of its own and starting eating potato chips. Welcome again to Nightmare Saturday. For even better nightmarey goodness, play it fullscreen. I dunno, I think I was that awkward and stupid at one point in my life. Though I never [...]

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

The most incredible story of modern war told through stop-motion food you’ll see today. [I Heart Food]

Starting from WWII, this fascinating, ingenious cartoon walks through warfare straight up to the present day. Never forget– these condiments don’t run.

10Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Major League Eating coming to a console near you [I Heart Games]

Video game publisher Mastiff recently acquired the rights to the hottest sports license out there– competitive eating. While I was hoping that the oyster stew eating minigame from The 3 Stooges game for the NES would be the last time anyone tried to digitize the art of competitive eating, Mastiff is giving it another [...]

7Feb2008 | cbz | 2 comments | Continued

Moment of Zen: Lay’s Salt and Vinegar Chips [Misc.]

Today I had a bag of Lay’s Salt and Vinegar chips for lunch. That and a can of Vienna sausages. I’m a huge fan of salt and vinegar potato chips and for the first time today, I noticed on that friendly blue bag the words “with artificial flavors”. Artificial flavors? For [...]

6Feb2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Super Bowl Snack Time: Pepperoni Cheese Oreos [How To]

Tomorrow apparently there’s some big football game going on and part of the fun other than the football are the commercials… and the food. Chee-tos, Doritos, finger sandwiches, chili– all played out. What you and your buddies really want with that case of Keystone are pepperoni and cheese oreo hors d’oeuvres.
Fortunately, Jason at [...]

2Feb2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

Yay Space Food Sticks [Dept. of Advertising Nonsense]

There was a magical point in time when all you had to do to sell anything– anything– was to somehow tie it to the Space Race and space exploration. Including selling cat food in aluminum pouches to kids. Behold, Space Food Sticks: The energy food developed by Pillsbury under a government contract in [...]

30Jan2008 | cbz | 3 comments | Continued

Cheeseburger in a Can: It’s better than bad it’s good [Stupid]

This is one of those defining moments in the human race where one realizes that we’re either in a Golden Age or on our way out and the German cheeseburger in a can is living breathing proof. Coming in at close to $8 US for this gastro-abomination, it’s made by the German camping supply [...]

30Jan2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

Mmm knitted foods n stuffs [Art]

Knitting seems to be all the rage with the kids these days… we just had a knitted dissected frog a couple weeks ago and now it’s with the knitted food and Naugas and whatnot… but aren’t they awesome? I’m sure this girl gets a zillion requests for knitted milk cartons and steaks and all [...]

29Jan2008 | cbz | 1 comment | Continued

Japanese man wearing a horse mask and body thong finds wild mushroom in the woods and cooks it [JapanWTF]

Yes, that’s not a typo. That’s exactly what’s going on. Warning however, the mushroom in the vid is Amanita muscaria (I think), which is highly poisonous, so don’t try this at home… well, feel free to do the horse head and thong thing at home if that’s what you dig.

26Jan2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

IHC How To: Cook Rats [How To]

Sure people eat some crazy shit– snails, maggot-infested cheese, frogs, diseased corn etc etc, but none is as both strange to Western tastes yet incredibly practical as eating rat. And when the shit hits the fan in the US at some point, knowing how to properly cook rats will come in real handy.

14Jan2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued