All Posts Tagged With: "Flash games"
Barack Obama eats babies… well duh [Politics Sucks]
You need to waste a few precious minutes this morning. And you need to waste those minutes tossing live babies into the mouth of Barack Obama. Barack Obama Eats Babies isn’t really a game per se in that you can’t lose and there’s no skill… you just click on Sarah Palin and she chucks babies [...]
29Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
Election 2008, Mortal Kombat style [I Heart Games]
Back in the old days, picking a leader didn’t require pansy things like voting and democracy… it was all about whoever could kill the guy in charge. Atom brings back those good old times with Kung-Fu Election, a great Flash Mortal Kombat clone starring Barak and Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, Sarah Palin and John and [...]
9Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Friday evening timewaster: Cunt, the game [I Heart Games]
It’s Friday night, what else are you doing but sitting around surfing the Internet with your dick in your hand? Here’s a fun little Flash game, where you spin around a giant creepy old vagina monster, killing STDs. It’s fun as hell and it’s got some seriously mesed up graphics and it’s called Cunt, so [...]
15Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Monday morning Flash game timewaster: Puzzlefarter [I Heart Games]
In this very odd and addictive Flash game, you play a bespectacled fish-headed creature with rocket-like flatulence. So yeah, there’s a bunch of fart jokes in there, but this physics-based puzzle game is far beyond fart jokes, that’s just the clever disguise. Once you’ve wasted a good hour playing, you’ll be calling this [...]
14Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Monday afternoon timewaster: Spudzooka [I Heart Games]
If you’re looking for something to pass the time this Monday afternoon, you might want to give Spudzooka a try. It’s a fun litle potato cannon target shooting game.
7Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Pac Man as a text adventure? It’s Pac Txt [I Heart Games]
There are games that would have made good text adventures and there are games that would not have made good text adventures. Pac Man is one that would not have made a good text adventure. Forward, eat pellet, forward, eat pellet, forward, eat pellet.
9Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
Holiday weekend time waster: WTF! The WoW-inspired side-scrolling game [I Heart Games]
If you have some free time this weekend, which I imagine you will, here’s a WoW-inspired side-scrolling Flash game that takes as much inspiration from WoW as it does from Super Mario and Karl Marx. It’s a strange adventure and it’s worth the wait for the thing to download– it’s a 5 meg Flash [...]
25May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Save a pixilated raptor from extinction in Dino Run [I Heart Games]
This little game from PixelJam shouldn’t be as much fun as it is– run, jump, run, repeat… all to save a little yellow 8-bit dinosaur from the oncoming poisonous black cloud of extinction. But the controls are good, the suspense is there– all perfect for wasting a few precious minutes of your weekend.
10May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
BBC Celebrates the 20th anniversary of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy text adventure [I Heart Games]
BBC recently celebrated the 20th anniversary of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy text adventure by re-releasing the text adventure as a free flash game on its website, which you can play on their website.
4May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Free Flash game: Typeracer [I Heart Games]
Typeracer is a game that you can play solo or against others where you type out a provided movie quote as quickly as possible in a race against time, each word pushing you closer to the finish line.
26Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
8-Bit graphical Flash game fun [I Heart Games]
I just can’t get enough of the awesome 8-bit pixel look of Nitrome games… and there’s a whole crapload of ‘em. So if you have stuff you need to do, don’t click this link >> To the Flash games!
27Jan2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
Look, it’s online crack! [I Heart Games]
I was just recently introduced to Travian, a great online resource-management game that’s the perfect work distraction. It’s in your typical RPG medieval-type setting, with knights and barracks and granaries and all the stuff that you’ve come to expect, but what makes it such an addictive work time waster is that it’s more or [...]
12Jan2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Daily Links that will crush your balls if you’re not careful [Daily Links]
Cooking with semen: A cookbook no holiday gift list should be without [I Heart Food]
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