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All Posts Tagged With: "dogs"

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I want a dog like this, no matter how much it costs [Pic]


1Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Smartest beagle ever? SpiderBeagle? [Moment of Zen]

I’ve been around dogs all my life and not once did it occur to me that a dog was capable of scaling chain link fence in this manner. It’s something so incredible that I couldn’t even imagine being mad at this dog, just amazed.

19Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Your dog wants steak, but he can’t have any. No more. [Pic]


30Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Trunking is dog fighting’s dirty little secret [The More You Know]

If you think that regular old dog fighting is fucked up and cruel, you haven’t seen trunking, which takes the fine art of psychologically screwing up dogs to train them to eat their brethren to a whole new level. The premise is simple– take two bloodthirsty, really pissed off dogs and instead of letting [...]

27Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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“I Kissed a Dog”, spot on parody of Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” [I Heart Music]

I know a lot of people hate the song, but I sort of like Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl”, but this parody “I Kissed a Dog” is so much better. And it actually has doggy deep throating, just in case you think they’re holding back. And as a bonus, I’ve actually seen [...]

17Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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How To: Keep a severed dog head alive for hours [How To]

A severed head can last for up to about a minute or so once it’s been removed from the body, but in the 1920s, a Russian scientist by the name of Sergei Brukhonenko managed to keep the severed head of a dog alive for hours by attaching it to a machine that he called an [...]

26Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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This is the moment your dog has been waiting for [Pic]

I can’t really say that I can’t blame the dog– I would probably take advantage of that leg if I were him just as soon as she passed out.

25Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Poop Freeze: Happiness is only a spray away [Dept. of Advertising Nonsense]

Poop Freeze promises that with “just one spray, all your problems go away”. Ah, the eternal promise of capitalism. For pet lovers who are fed up with pooper scooping, wiping up their dog’s nasty solid issue, Poop Freeze is the answer to your eternal happiness. With just one spray, your dog’s [...]

23Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Moment of Zen: Chihuahuas and root beer don’t mix [Moment of Zen]

Apparently root beer is the ultimate anti-chihuahua weapon. They’re averse to it like vampires to garlic and werewolves to silver. So the next time you’re facing down a chihuahua invasion, grab a can of A&W and you’ll be fine. Mostly.

21Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Looks like we found the problem with your engine… [Pic]

Pitbulls are notorious for being really good at squeezing themselves into places one might think were otherwise impossible. Say, like inside a car engine.

13Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Dog jerks himself off after not getting his thrills [Video]

After what appears to be a rather unproductive session of humping another dog in the park, the pitcher pooch decides to take his relief into his own paws.

12Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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Friday Weekly Wrapup: This week was my bitch Edition [Friday Wrapup]

Most popular post this week: Raven hair plus black lingerie equals epic win, with photos by Jake St. Peter photography.
Hotness of the week: Sasha Gray wants to show you her pink folds … I just love this image and I love the whole photo set by Richard Kern.
Pic of the week: Obama is Jesus and [...]

16May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Happy Mother’s Day. Here’s a film about rape starring dogs [The More You Know]

As one way to celebrate the Hallmark holiday of Mother’s Day, here’s a short film about the dangers of rape starring talking dogs in clothes. Wow, people used to be fucking weird. Why is this relevant to Mother’s Day? Hell, you may have been conceived out of rape– you never know.

11May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Moment of Zen: A dog trying to get up a plastic slide [Video]

In today’s Moment of Zen, we see a dog trying and trying and trying and trying to get up a child’s plastic slide. You might ask why does this dog want so bad to go up the slide backwards? Because going up the slide backwards is AWESOME.

27Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Everything you wanted to know about dog shit but were afraid to ask [The More You Know]

Rotten.com answers all of your nagging questions about dog crap. Like what do French people do with dog shit in the cities? Or what does it mean when my dog is scooting his ass on the ground?

7Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued
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How To: Bake dog poop cookies [How To]

After yesterday’s cat litter box cake, you might want to exact revenge on the bastard that baked that for you. How so? Dog poop cookies. Not made with real dog poop, because who wants the burden of running from the law just over a stupid batch of cookies? Follow the simple [...]

3Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Dog vs. cat feud settled through Wii Sports [I Heart Games]

In the eternal battle between cat and dog, there’s a new diplomatic tool– the Nintendo Wii. Watch as a cat and dog sort out their differences over a round of Wii Sports tennis. Or at least, the guys controlling their arms sort it out.

21Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Lifelike robotic dog, your pet or your hunter? [I Heart Tech]

This is cutting edge robotic technology. This robotic dog weighs 235lbs, with a 340lb payload. Developed by Boston Dynamics for DARPA, it looks like Life imitating Art - art from Half Life 2 that is, vis-à-vis the “Hunter”.

20Mar2008 | Jonesy | 0 comments | Continued
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FailDogs is full of Win [I Heart Internets]

Ah dammit… another missed opportunity. First there was icanhazcheezburger.com… missed that one and then LOLcats for Obama… missed that one and now FailDogs. FailDogs will probably at some point be as big as icanhazcheezburger, so get on the bandwagon now… unless there’s some sort of mass animal macro pic revolt… in which case [...]

4Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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