All Posts Tagged With: "Christians"
Best of Christian Public Access TV: A creepy alien puppet with an awful voice sings a stupid Christian song [I Heart TV]
It’s the holy triumvirate of bad public access television: Hideous puppets, bad singing and crazy Christians. HALLELUJAH!
18Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Daily Links so awesome, they’ll make you shrivel up and die [Daily Links]
The 5 most retarded causes people actually fight for (Cracked)
Making music with patterns in your eyeball (MatrixSynth)
10 tips to spotting a fake Rolex (Luxois)
Guys catch their friend on video having relations with a cow [NSFW] (eFukt)
Woman fends off rapist by stabbing him in the neck with an iPhone charger (Gizmodo)
Hawaii County, Hawaii the latest place [...]
Site of the day: Christian Nymphos (pretty SFW) [I Heart Internets]
The full, proper name of the site is Christian Nymphos / Married Sex: Spicy, the Way God Intended it to Be. Sadly, there aren’t any pics really, just articles and advice. But don’t let the Christian part fool you– these are some sex-crazed gals that are writing this column. Hell, out of the chicks that [...]
24Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Jesus is a Friend of Mine: Kitschy Christian ska at its finest [I Heart Music]
When you woke up this morning, I bet you were all like GOD I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME GOOFY CHRISTIAN SKA MUSIC PLAYED BY GUYS IN EXTRA BIG COLLARS. Well good for you, that’s exactly what you’re gonna get, courtesy of Sonseed.
17Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
This man loves Jesus way more than you do [Pic]
This picture’s been floating around the internet for ages, but it’s still funny. You think he can actually swim with that thing on?
8Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Afternoon Flash game time waster: Operation Pedopriest [I Heart Games]
Operation Pedopriest is a fun little game– it’s both topical and very well put together. The makers of this game could have easily made it a simple two-motion game on the strength of the fact that it’s dealing with pedophile priests alone, but they took it to the next level and actually made an incredibly [...]
31Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Gary Busey gets fooled by fake Christian TV [I Heart TV]
Some time ago, a video production company set up a fake TV show called Prayer Hour and somehow was able to get Gary Busey on as a guest. Busey is a Christian and quickly becomes horrified to the point of losing his shit and screaming at the host of Prayer Hour when the host [...]
21Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
AJ Jacobs discusses his year of living bibically [The More You Know]
Of all the method journalistic experiments that Esquire author conducted, his experiment of year living while taking the Bible as literally as legally possible and how behavior affects your mental state.
19Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
A man electrocutes a pickle to demonstrate the power of Christ [Stupid]
Yes really, stop laughing. There apparently is no better way to demonstrate the power of Christ and to convince people that it’s real than to hook a pickle up to a car battery and shock the fuck out of it. You know, you don’t have to give the crap about Jesus just because [...]
19Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
How to find people with AIDS with AIDS Mapper [How To]
Let’s say just for the sake of argument that you hate people with AIDS. To be more specific, you really strongly dislike gay people and you feel that AIDS is a curse because God hates a good back door buggering and has sent this plague on gays (and people who shoot drugs with a needle [...]
10Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
This 18 month year old preacher makes as much sense as any I’ve ever heard [Stupid]
Someone let their 18 month old son in a suit get the microphone at church… and his incoherent screaming and babbling makes as much sense as any other preacher I’ve heard, so why not?
8Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Breakfast Discussion: Was the resurrection of Jesus a rip-off? [The More You Know]
After a recent discovery and translation of a 3 foot high tablet known as “Gabriel’s Resurrection”, the idea that at least the 3 days of death followed by Jesus’ rising from the grave may just be a borrowed story from earlier Jewish tales used to inspire and awe.
8Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
Morning Music Videos: Benny Hinn lets the bodies hit the floor [I Heart Music]
Christian evangelical miracle healing nutbag Benny Hinn’s shenanigans just seem to go perfectly with that “when the bodies hit the floor” song.
7Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Ask me why you deserve to go to hell [Pic]
Oh those wacky Christians and they’re “everybody’s going to Hell” schtick. That just kills me every time.
2Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
The Talking Jesus Doll is the perfect way for your kids to hate you forever [Stupid]
Say you really, really want to brainwash the shit out of your kid and you just don’t have enough hours in the day to accomplish your nefarious goal… what is a parent to do? Introduce them to the Talking Jesus Doll, which is like this generation’s Teddy Ruxpin of Smiting. Sit your little snowflake down [...]
18Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Daily Links that will crush your balls if you’re not careful [Daily Links]
Cooking with semen: A cookbook no holiday gift list should be without [I Heart Food]
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