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Maury Povich is an asshole [I Heart TV]

Maury Povich is such an ass, but I love it. If this woman with the phobia about dead chickens coming to life were on Oprah, she’d be in this big teary hug fest in Oprah’s ample bosom while Dr. Phil tried to convince her she was having issues with her parents. Maury? Maury just scares [...]

19Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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A hen laying an egg, close up [The More You Know]

Yup, this is the step right before that egg ends up in your omelette. First it has to pass through a chicken vagina. That’s just the way it is. You may have thought you’d never actually see this, so here you go.

2Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead looks to be the most awesome movie ever created by mankind [I Heart Movies]

Poultrygeist is a grindhouse-style take on zombie movies through extreme amounts of blood, gore, political incorrectness and chicken-zombie-people ripping out people’s insides via their assholes. Holy mother of god, just watch the trailer for yourself. I want to have Troma’s toxic zombie love child.

12May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued