All Posts Tagged With: "celebrities"
Kiefer Sutherland sure knows how to party [Pic]
Boy, when Kiefer Sutherland gets sloshed, he sure knows how to spice up a dinner with friends.
26Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
10 actors and the famous movie roles they turned down [I Heart Movies]
Mel Gibson as Batman? Will Smith as Neo? Cary Grant as James Bond? These are only a few of the casting choices that could have been… in some alternate universe where producers always get what they want and actors don’t have previous commitments.
11Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
Breakfast Discussion: Why is God trying to kill off the black men of Hollywood? [I Heart Movies]
First it was Morgan Freeman, coming close to death after flipping his car several times on a Mississippi highway. Then a couple days later, Bernie Mac succumbs to pneumonia and then yesterday, Isaac Hayes has a fatal heart attack on his treadmill. There can only be one satisfactory, yet frightening answer– God is [...]
11Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Isaac Hayes dies… Chef is dead for good, RIP [News]
I’m not sure what’s going on… first Morgan Freeman gets in a nasty car crash, then Bernie Mac dies, not Isaac Hayes. This is getting creepy. It’s not said yet how Hayes died, only that he was taken to the hospital at 208 am and pronounced dead at a Memphis hospital.
From WMC-TV Memphis:
Musician Isaac Hayes [...]
Bernie Mac kicking it old school on Def Comedy Jam… RIP Bernie Mac [I Heart TV]
Comedian and actor Bernie Mac died today in Chicago from complications from pneumonia… but before you think “oh that guy, from a bunch of stupid movies”, check him out here, at his finest on Def Comedy Jam from the mid 90s. I AIN’T SCARED OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
9Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
Britney Spears responds to Paris Hilton responding to John McCain [Politics Suck]
Okay, this really will be the last of this. I swear. No really. Well, not unless John Edward’s baby mama responds to fake Britney Spears responding to Paris Hilton responding to John McCain. Okay, I’ll stop then.
9Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
Paris Hilton responds to John McCain and is actually funny [Politcs Suck]
Okay, so we’ve already seen Paris Hilton’s mom, Kathy respond to McCain’s idiotic “Celebrity” ad and really that should have been the end of it and it would have, except Paris Hilton came out with her own response on Funny or Die and it’s actually pretty damn funny. And it makes McCain look petty [...]
6Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Paris Hilton’s mom, a McCain supporter tells McCain to STFU and GBTW [Politics Suck]
Kathy Hilton, the mother of Paris Hilton and John McCain supporter and donater has lashed out against John McCain’s completely idiotic ad that compares Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, arguing that a celebrity doesn’t have what it takes to be president. You know… like Saint Ronald Reagan?
4Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
COED Magazine catches Britney’s kids smoking [Celebs]
In a COED Magazine exclusive, Britney’s kids play with plastic trains and smoke cigarettes!
Um, okay so it’s not Britney’s kids, since for one thing she has 2 boys, not a boy and a girl. But still… kids that have been video-manipulated to appear to be smoking cigarettes is still funny.
Via: COED Magazine
Verne Troyner’s former hot girlfriend talks about the sex tape and his mini-me [Celebs]
Recently on the MJ Morning Show, Ranae Shrider, the hot half of the Verne Troyner sex tape showed up to tell her half of the story regarding the tape and eventually… more or less kinda discussed what sort of equipment Verne is packing on his two foot frame.
28Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Dear god, Mini Me has a sex tape! (sorta NSFW-ish) [Celebs]
Celeb news-smut site TMZ has recently acquired the mother of all creepy celebrity sex tapes– Verne “Mini Me” Troyner. Thank gods they don’t have the whole thing, but if you love video clips of creepy bald washed up midget actors playing tonsil hockey with a hot girl on a bed, it’s your day.
26Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Leaked pics of Britney Spears in the tub (NSFW) [I Heart Music]
Well, is anything with Britney Spears really a leak these days, considering she constantly tips off the paparazzi to her every whereabout and she craves more attention than Dracula craves blood? Anyway, these NSFW pics have been circulating on the interwebs recently and the verdict is pretty much blecch.
But to be fair to Britney, [...]
When Mike Myers was still funny [I Heart Movies]
With most people calling The Love Guru not just the worst film of the year, but Mike Myers’ worst film ever, let’s look back on the good times– the times when Mike Myers was one of the funniest guys around. And let us forget The Love Guru and tales of him being a complete [...]
23Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Courtney Love reaches new lows of looking like hell, must come out at night to feed [Celebs]
Courtney Love elicited audible gasps from passers-by in LA the other day as she emerged from a limo looking like she had just risen from the grave. Celebrities going through thin periods or fat periods or periods of growing out a long beard and getting arrested for playing bongos naked periods, but this is [...]
22Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Graphic footage of the guy hit by Nick Hogan’s drunk driving idiocy [News]
The Graziano family recently released footage of their son, the man whose life was almost taken when Nick Hogan, the son of Hulk Hogan decided he was going to be an idiot and go out driving while trashed. CNN and most other news outlets have censored this footage, but it’s important to see– to [...]
22Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
Top 7 Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns [I Heart Movies]
The entertainment industry is chock full of talentless douchebags that through some means or another manage to weasel their way in to multi-million dollar contracts and therefore a slew of poontang, abortions, near drug overdoses and million dollar homes. COED Magazine has a list of the top 7 asshats who somehow manage to pull ass, [...]
17Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Fake 10 year old writes serial killers, celebs– crazylarity ensues [I Heart Internets]
In the late ’90s, pop-culture historian Bill Geerhart had a little too much time on his hands and a surfeit of stamps. So, for his own entertainment, the then-unemployed thirtysomething launched a letter-writing campaign to some of the most powerful and infamous figures in the country, posing as a curious 10-year-old named Billy.
29Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
The 10 best celebrity knock-off sex dolls [I Heart Top 10s]
One of the most thrilling moments I’m sure in the career of a Hollywood actress is when you make it big enough that some company wants to rip off your likeness to make a hideous blow-up sex doll so that your fans can fill your plastic “three holes of pleasure” with their diseased spunk.
9Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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