There’s a damn good reason 82 year old Hugh Hefner is always smiling and looks like he’s got the vitality of a man in his early 20s… and that reason is of course that he spends like all day long fucking incredibly hot girls decades and decades younger than him. Often 2 at the same [...]
9Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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"Nobody can eat fifty eggs!"
Isnt that what they said? He must'ha' not crapped for a week, after all that! lol I always knew there was something sinister about that squeaky voiced red, furry S-O-B. Now I know it for sure. ... Presumably, this is part of some kind of medical treatment for pachyderms. Either that, or the fella in blue plastic ...
Skyn-- I don't remember about the 14th down, but 10, the awesomely hot Asian girl is from Hakan Photography on ... BBBbrrrrrrrr!!!! Chilly!! I'll help warm you up! 
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