All Posts Tagged With: "Barack Obama"

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Make your own Obama slogan poster [Politics Suck]

Whatever you want to believe in, you can make it a reality with the Obama slogan maker. Whether it’s change you can believe in, Vienna sausages or warlocks, you can believe in it.

12Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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McCain / Obama word association game fun [Politics Suck]

Recently, the AP and Yahoo went about asking people to reel off one or two words that comes to mind when they think of Obama or McCain and the results are hilarious if not predictable. Top ones: John McCain– old, Obama– change. So someone’s getting their message across and someone’s not.

9Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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A modest proposal for racist campaign merch [Politics Suck]

Friend of the Chaos Princess Sparkle Pony has jumped with both sparkly hooves into the retro-racism sock monkey controversy by imagining even more hateful merchandise that every racist can enjoy, black or white.

24Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Obama releases birth certificate, we release his astrological chart [Politics Suck]

Recently, Obama recently his birth certificate to stave off the dicks who say he’s not actually a US citizen. We don’t care about that… we now have his astrological chart!

23Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 10 comments | Continued
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Sunday Brunch Discussion: Obama’s new presidential seal logo… love it or hate it? [Politics Suck]

On Friday, Obama sat down for a press conference with a brand new logo in tow. Normally not something that makes headlines at all, except that this time, some people have got their panties all in a nasty, skidmarked bunch over what they see as arrogance and “crossing the line”. Why? What [...]

22Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Obama sets up “Fight the Smears” debunking site that sounds like a Billy Mays cleaning product [Politics Suck]

Proving again he is a master of the internets and setting out to debunk the many rumors about himself, his family and his candidacy, Barack Obama has recently set up an Obama myth-debunking website called Fight the Smears. While I think this is a good idea, I can’t help but to find the name [...]

13Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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My new artist BFF that has no idea I exist: Roberlan [Art]

Really. After seeing that ALF poster, how could you not instantly want to have his babies, whether you’re biologically capable or not? My new awesome art crush is on Roberlan from deviantArt. His vector based graphic design and poster design is fresh, relevant, clever and gorgeous.

10Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Why Obama will trounce McCain in November [Politics Suck]

Almost a year ago, the smart money was on Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination. Hell, if you even considered someone else, it was all just far-flung hopes– Hillary WAS going to be the Democratic nominee and no one could change that fact. Back in December 07, when Hillary was destroying ever other [...]

9Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Hillary concedes and endorses Obama, many Hillary supporters fail to follow [Politics Suck]

It’s official now that Hillary Clinton has suspended her campaign for president and fully endorses Obama. She gave the speech, shed the tears and now it’s time to move on. Many of her supporters, such as the crazies in the Cheesecake Brigade (hillaryis44.org) are not only refusing to follow, but are annoyed at [...]

7Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Mainstream media confused as hell over Obama’s fist bump [Politics Suck]

I had no idea that I was really young and hip. I’m 29, so to about half the population I’m old and the other half of the population I’m a young whippersnapper. But when Michelle and Barack Obama exchanged fist bumps at his victory speech in St. Paul the other day, it never [...]

5Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Nothing says “Oh, it’s on!” like brand new shiny websites [Politics Suck]

Nary 24 hours since Barack was crowned the King of the Democrats and already, the busted up love triangle is reflecting the solid, undeniable fact that Obama is the man of the hour, the man to beat in November.

5Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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It’s official: Obama is the Democratic nominee [Politics Suck]

It’s official… when the results of South Dakota and Montana roll in later this evening, Barack Obama will have crossed the line to give him the numbers needed to make him the presumptive Democratic nominee for president.

3Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Barack Obama is looking for a few good tech geeks [Politics Suck]

Very recently, an interesting job opening appeared on Obama’s campaign website– he’s looking to hire the best and brightest programmers and network and security engineers to help develop SkyNet… er… or the largest online grassroots voter initiative ever.

31May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Why is Hillary always wear pantsuit and other stupid questions from Yahoo Answers [Politics Suck]

I hope we all know that Yahoo Answers solely exists to showcase the absolute stupidest that humanity has to offer, so that when the aliens do finally arrive, they’ll have all the screen names and IP addresses of the weakest minds homo sapiens have to offer. Today we’re focusing on the stupidity surrounding the 2008 US Election.

30May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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Obama and McCain agree– the Internet is for porn (yes it’s SFW) [Politics Suck]

http://www.iheartchaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/obamainternetforporntn1.jpg

23May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Friday Weekly Wrapup: This week was my bitch Edition [Friday Wrapup]

Most popular post this week: Raven hair plus black lingerie equals epic win, with photos by Jake St. Peter photography.
Hotness of the week: Sasha Gray wants to show you her pink folds … I just love this image and I love the whole photo set by Richard Kern.
Pic of the week: Obama is Jesus and [...]

16May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Obama is Jesus and Elvis all wrapped into one. And unicorns follow him wherever he goes. [Pic]

Who says Obama followers are creepy? In this painting, Obama is dressed like Elvis while parting the waters in a Jesus/Moses like fashion with unicorns frolicking behind him. This would make a great black velvet painting.

14May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Indiana and NC Democratic primary wrap up & predictions [Politics Suck]

With the votes cast in the Indiana and NC Democratic primaries, it’s time for some reflections and predictions, which you can take how you want to.

7May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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What will the presidential candidates look like after 4 hard years of the White House? [Politics Suck]

We all know that being President of the US is a pretty tough job. And we’ve seen presidents age more quickly than they might otherwise from the stress of the job. Even George W, who has done his best to try and do as little as possible and keep his work days stress [...]

23Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Clinton, Obama and McCain on WWE RAW prove just how unhip they are [Politics Suck]

Yes, even Obama can be un-hip at times. On tonight’s WWE RAW, each of the three remaining presidential candidates will get a few seconds to appeal to the beer swilling retard vote. And as you can see from the following spoiler vid, all three of them swing and miss horribly in terms of coming off as “with it”.

21Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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