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All Posts Tagged With: "babies"

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Electric fencing is the best way to keep an unruly infant in its crib [Pic]


26Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Barack Obama eats babies… well duh [Politics Sucks]

You need to waste a few precious minutes this morning. And you need to waste those minutes tossing live babies into the mouth of Barack Obama. Barack Obama Eats Babies isn’t really a game per se in that you can’t lose and there’s no skill… you just click on Sarah Palin and she chucks babies [...]

29Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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Watch carefully as I punch this baby in the face [Pic]


4Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Crime makes Bat-Baby very, very angry [Pic]

The next generation of crime fighter is born and don’t cross the law, or he’ll have to scream very loudly and poop in your lap.

23Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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This 18 month year old preacher makes as much sense as any I’ve ever heard [Stupid]

Someone let their 18 month old son in a suit get the microphone at church… and his incoherent screaming and babbling makes as much sense as any other preacher I’ve heard, so why not?

8Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Baby dragons: Both incredibly cute and deadly [Pic]

I really would like to have a baby dragon as a pet. As long as it doesn’t grow into an adult dragon that eats me and burninates all the peasants.

5Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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I’m sorry I ran over your baby. Here’s a cake. Hope that makes up for it. [Pic]

Because if you accidentally run over someone’s baby in your car, making them a cake is the least you can do to make up for it.

3Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Moment of creepy zen: A baby laughing in slow motion [Moment of Zen]

Nightmares ahead: for most of us, the sound of a baby laughing brings joy to your heart, even if you’re in the most foul of moods. But slow that shit down and it becomes a laugh that chills you to your very core, like Pennywise and Sloth from the Goonies and the Joker all [...]

18Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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A child gets hurt: How a successful Digg is born [Pic]

You didn’t think those silly pictures of kids and cats just happened on accident did you? No sir, they’re planned… maliciously planned.

11Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Baby versus cobra… baby wins [Video]

This is one of those things that you would only see in India… a baby wrestles a cobra. Though, it appears that probably the cobra is defanged since most babies getting struck on the head by a cobra multiple times wouldn’t be crawling very far.

19May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Routine infant circumcision… or mangling the penis at an early age for fun and profit [Video]

Many of you guys may be circumcised but you probably haven’t actually seen a circumcision as it happens. In this medical video, you see the whole thing from beginning to end– from the doctor explaining the procedure to the dad to the actual snipping. Is probably NSFW because it’s pretty much one big [...]

16May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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How to: Deliver a baby in an emergency [How To]

In this goofy police training video from the 1960s, you can learn how to emotionlessly help to deliver a baby in an emergency when doctors aren’t around. The only things I can remember from watching this is: stay calm, take off her panties and DON’T DROP THE FUCKING BABY. Oh, and just because [...]

22Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Japanese kid gets bored at an auto show, takes a piss [Pic]

Fun fact: It’s pretty common in Japan for parents of very young boys to carry around a bottle or something so that when their young lads have to pee, they can just drop trou wherever the fuck and piss right there. Now, the hot girls think it’s cute. A little older and it’s [...]

31Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Darwin shows no remorse for baby and grandfather [News]

A grandfather in Kentucky accidently smothered his infant grandson after he passed out on top of the baby after taking waaay too many prescription drugs. The baby was born with a genetic heart defect, so there’s something morbidly ironic about the whole thing– the baby, born with a genetic defect would have died without [...]

20Feb2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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How to: Take care of a baby with illustrations [How To]

For new parents or non-parents, taking care of a baby can be a daunting task… however there’s always this list of easy to follow and print out reminders of what to do and what to not do, just in case you forget.

24Jan2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued