All Posts Tagged With: "aliens"

Destination Earth: oil company propaganda at its absolute finest [I Heart Tech]

In this gem from the 50s, made by the American Petroleum Institute, Mars is a completely totalitarian place ruled by some crazy old high poobah when suddenly the king has all sorts of problems with his royal limo, so he sends off a space explorer, who discovers the American oil industry. Apparently, all of [...]

25Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Apollo 14 astronaut claims Earth has been visited by aliens for 60 years [News]

Apollo 14 astronaut Dr. Edgar Mitchell claims that he has absolute knowledge that the Earth has been visited by extraterrestrial aliens for 60 years and that every visit is thoroughly covered up by world governments.

25Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Weird Eastern European adult cartoon shows space is way cooler than you could imagine (NSFW) [I Heart Kink]

In this Czech (Polish maybe?) cartoon, 2 astronauts land on an alien planet that’s full of tits and vag and dicks and so much alien-alien, alien-human boning that we can only hope deep space is even half as cool as this. Don’t worry if you don’t speak the language, poontang is the universal tongue. [...]

4Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Ronald Reagan: What this country needs is a good alien invasion. LOLwot? [Stupid]

If you’ve never heard it, this is Reagan’s “alien invasion” speech that many tin foil hatters take an evidence that extraterrestrials already walk among us. Why did Reagan use such a weird, cryptic analogy? Because Reagan was an old fuck that said some really off the wall stuff on occasion. It happens to [...]

27Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Monday morning WTF: Green alien gangbang (SFW oddly enough) [Video]

Three green aliens dry-humping each other in various rooms of a house while some guy gives some sort of narration in Spanish. I’ll have what they’re having.

23Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Batman kicks everyone’s ass. Predator, Robocop, everyone. [I Heart Movies]

These videos are several years old– they appear to be pretty genuine film footage of Batman beating the crap out of the Predator and then Robocop getting in on the action, but they’re just incredibly well done fan films from around I think 2004.

6Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Still photo of Denver alien released, “expert” says it’s real [News]

Some of the news outlets have been abuzz lately over the latest “real but I’m not showing it to you because I want to make a buck off some bullshit” ET alien video. Yesterday Stan Romanek, the Denver native who shot the film released a screenshot, which you can see above, to show that [...]

1Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

The worst of all the Power Rangers knock offs– Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills [I Heart TV]

There was a point, when Power Rangers seemed this unstoppable juggernaut of awful, that several US production companies figured “Teenagers in stupid costumes with cheap special effects and poorly made rubber monsters? Shit, I can do that!” and so crap like Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills was born.

21May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Alien vs. Predator for the Atari Jaguar commercial [I Heart Games]

Ah, the Atari Jaguar… it was a damn good system, I don’t care what you say. There were some outstanding games for it, Alien vs. Predator probably being the best of them. At the time, it advertised that it was 64 bit when most everyone else was still on their Super Nintendo. [...]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Alien life? Likely or complete crap? [News]

I’m so confused. One day Stephen Hawking says that he thinks that primitive life is extremely common across the universe while intelligent life is rare– but out there somewhere. Now someone else (who is not wheelchair bound and can actually still use computers and do math) is saying he thinks that [...]

24Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Hot Alien vs. Predator pr0n [I Heart Kink]

When you start looking into the world of bondage and fetish porn, you come across some seriously weird shit. But this has to take the cake. Sure there’s Furries and people who like to stretch their assholes out to insane sizes and lop off their balls with a dull butter knife for fun, but when [...]

17Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Free Movie Saturday: Watch John Carpenter’s They Live in its entirety [I Heart Movies]

This weekend we have John Carpenter’s antiestablishment horror classic “They Live” in its nasty zombie entirety. You must OBEY. You must WATCH this movie and SUBMIT.

15Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued