Chuck and Kayla in Cary, NC are cold, cold bastards

Tonight, I decided to grab an electric skillet for making fried chicken. They work really well for that task, because you can set the skillet to 375 degrees and not have to worry about the oil being too hot or too cold. Anyway, when I opened up my $39 skillet from Wal-Mart, I found a card written to Chuck and Kayla:

The envelope had already been opened, and the card was sitting on top of it

So, if any of the Johnsons are reading this, good ole Chuck and Kayla didn’t even give a shit about your card. They just ‘chucked’ it back in the box, took it to Wal-Mart, and got the money back for it.

I understand that people get shitty wedding gifts, and I somehow doubt that a $39 fryer is the best that 4 people could do. But, most people just smile politely, thank them for the lovely gift, and toss it into a closet for a future garage sale or re-gifting. They’ll even keep the card to show that they appreciated the gift!

For shame, Chuck and Kayla…for shame.