Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmahdinnerjacket has harsh words for Paul the Psychic Octopus

You know what makes you look like an idiot and a dick to just about everybody? Being the president of Iran and coming out with a stupid statement two months after the World Cup about how Paul the Psychic Octopus is a “symbol of Western decadence and decay”. Wow, what a fag.

The Iranian president accused the octopus of spreading “western propaganda and superstition.” Paul was mentioned by Mr Ahmadinejad on various occasions during a speech in Tehran at the weekend. “Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values,” he said.

So it’s not like Mr. Ahmadanajalad has any problems in his country— he’s gotta walk in on other people while they’re having a laugh and piss all over it. A month late. I bet he’s a real hoot at parties.

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