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Rick Perry and Jesus should be getting the American economy back on track any time now

If you’re worried about further troubles in the American economy, don’t worry. Rick Perry and Jesus are on this shit. Recently, Governor Perry, 30,000 of his constituent pals and Jesus all showed up at Reliant Stadium in Houston to pray America’s troubles away.

"Lord, you are the source of every good thing," Mr. Perry said, as he bowed his head, closed his eyes and leaned into a microphone at Reliant Stadium here. "You are our only hope, and we stand before you today in awe of your power and in gratitude for your blessings, and humility for our sins. Father, our heart breaks for America. We see discord at home. We see fear in the marketplace. We see anger in the halls of government, and as a nation we have forgotten who made us, who protects us, who blesses us, and for that we cry out for your forgiveness."

Fear in the marketplace? I’m pretty sure that Jesus was all about instilling fear in the marketplace. 

And here’s one guy’s opinion of the whole thing, submitted by AtomDrake:

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    Reblogging this for the last video after the jump. My sentiments exactly.
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