O shit, I almost forgot that today is Canada Day. Maybe if it weren’t so damn close to July 4th, I wouldn’t forget. Any-eh, I hope you Canadians are having a swell Canada Day in celebration of independence from Britain (finally!), since you rejected our advances in the late 18th century to join the United States. We could have been one giant North American empire but nooooo.
So here’s William Shatner singing “O Canada”
And as an added bonus, here’s Kate Middleton in her Canada hat:
I bet she doesn’t have an America hat. Because we KICKED THEIR ASSES.