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Six giant penises in schoolyard. Drawn with weedkiller. Not funny. Not funny at all. *snicker*

Students at Fairfield College in New Zealand etched six giant penises into the grass around the school campus, but the big dicks were only noticed by school groundskeepers until it was discovered on Google Earth.

It happened over a weekend but it wasn’t until the grass died off bit by bit that phallic symbols started to pop up around the school grounds. Every week another crude image revealed itself, much to the dismay of staff. “There’s not really much we could do about it,” he told the newspaper.

"The caretaker took some more weedkiller and tried to camouflage it a bit." Mr van Dyk never caught the culprits and the prank would no doubt have passed into schoolboy folklore had it not been captured by Google Maps. The red-faced principal said he would be contacting Google to plead for the image’s removal but an internet privacy specialist said it was difficult to get such satellite photographs changed or blurred.

Kiwis however, thought the prank was hilarious, with 70 adding mostly encouraging comments to the online story, like “Freakin brilliant!!! Love it!!! Classic piece of adolescent artwork.” One gave the artists an A+, top marks for cunning, planning, chemistry and geometry, while another said their anatomy detailing left a lot to be desired.


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