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Mortal Kombat 9’s bad language filter knows more bad words than I do

Most games these days have inappropriate language filters for names and chat, so you know… kids won’t learn naughty words ever. But while some games only have a list slightly longer than the 7 Dirty Words You Can’t Say on Television, it appears that Konami has recruited an elite team of the dirtiest minds in the world to create their language filter. I’m actually quite impressed.

A sampling of some of the words that you can’t say in MK9:

word=asspacker

word=assreamer

word=asswhacker

word=asswipe

word=baby batter

word=babybatter

word=ball breaker

word=ball buster

word=baller

word=balling

word=bat shit

word=batshit

word=bearded clam

word=bearded taco

word=beardedclam

word=beardedtaco

word=beaver

word=beavershot

word=beeatch

word=beener

word=biatch

word=big baller

word=bigballer

word=bimbo

word=bitch

word=bite me

word=biteme

word=blewinski

word=blood fart

word=bloodfart

word=blow job

word=blow me

word=blow my pole

word=blowjob

word=blowme

word=blue ball

word=blue balls

word=blueball

word=blueballs

word=boner

word=bull dike

word=bull shit

word=bulldike

word=bullshit

word=bung hole

word=bunghole

word=butt bandit

word=butt banger

word=butt buddy

word=butt crust

word=butt nugger

word=butt pirate

word=butt plug

word=buttbandit

word=buttbanger

word=buttcrack

word=buttfuck

word=buttfucker

word=butthump

word=buttnugger

word=buttpirate

word=buttplug

word=buttporn

word=c0ck

word=camel jockey

word=camel toe

word=cameltoe

word=carpet eater

word=carpeteater

word=cherry popper

word=cherrypopper

word=chinc

word=chink

word=choad

word=chode

word=choke my chicken

word=choking the chicken

word=cocaine

word=cock jockey

word=cock knocker

word=cock lord

word=cock ring

word=cock smoker

word=cock sucker

word=cock tease

word=cockass

word=cockblocker

word=cockjockey

word=cocklord

word=cocknocker

word=cockring

word=cocksmoker

word=cocksucker

word=cocktease

word=condom

word=coochie

word=coon

word=cootch

word=cooze

word=corn hole

word=cornhole

word=crack ho

word=crack spackler

word=crackbitch

word=cracker

word=crackspacker

word=crackspackler

word=crakker

word=crap

word=crap face

word=crap head

word=crapface

word=craphead

word=crapper

word=cum

word=cum belch

word=cum belcher

word=cum bubble

word=cum dumpster

word=cum guzzle

word=cum guzzler

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