Will you help me build a time machine so I can go back and make out with Patty Donahue of The Waitresses? I also want to go back to when I was walking to school at the age of 15. I want to beat my younger self up while dressed like a banana or a hamburger. I think it might never could have definitely was a formative moment in my life. — asked by Anonymous
I’ll bring a crowbar and a milkshake costume.