Man catches fire while watching porn at a sex shop. Doing it wrong?

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Man catches fire while watching porn at a sex shop. Doing it wrong?

Police are still searching for clues as to why a man watching porn in a private booth at a sex shop in San Francisco spontaneously burst into flames last Wednesday. Explanations at this point are now limited to: He was just jerking it that hard or that God smote him for his sins.

Crew members from a private ambulance parked near the sex shop in the city’s South of Market neighborhood spotted the porn junkie running down the street while on fire just after 6 p.m. Wednesday, a fire department spokesman told the Daily News. Police Lt. Kevin McNaughton told CBS San Francisco that the man had run out of the shop “engulfed in flames” and police officers and firefighters near the scene arrived quickly and helped put the man out.

The man, who wasn’t identified, was taken to a hospital, where he was being treated for life-threatening burns over 90% of his body, the fire spokesman said. An employee told police the man was watching a movie in the back of the store when he ran out screaming and on fire, KTVU television reported.

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