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After 50 years and nearly half a million dicks, 70 year old twin prostitutes from Amsterdam are retiring

Twin sisters Louise and Martine Fokkens have been working as prostitutes in Amsterdam’s red light district for fifty years. Now 70 years old, the pair have decided it’s time to hang up their garters after receiving a combined estimated 355,000 dicks into their pasty orifices.

Louise, a mother of four, has said her arthritis now makes some sexual positions ‘too painful’.

And mother-of-three Martine admits she is finding it hard to attract new punters - except one elderly man who still comes for his weekly sado-maschism session.

She said: ‘I couldn’t give him up. He’s been coming to me for so long it’s like going to church on a Sunday.’

The pair were the subject of a documentary film last year called Meet the Fokkens, and have now written a book about their combined 100-years of sexual exploits called The Ladies of Amsterdam.

Both women - who usually dress in identical red clothes - became prostitutes before the age of 20 to survive financially after escaping violent relationships.

They now look back on the ‘golden years’ of the profession before the Netherlands legalised prostitution and the sex trade was invaded by ‘eastern European mafia’.

Louise said: ‘It is very different now. We used to sit in the windows with clothes on. Today they are totally naked.

‘There are few Dutch women and no sense of community these days.’ Martine added: ‘The legalisation of brothels in 2000 has not improved prostitutes’ lives.


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