I don’t know… I guess last night there was a roast of Donald Trump and for some reason someone thought it would be a good idea to invite Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino from Jersey Shore. You know, because he’s well known for his comedic abilities. Anyway, he told some jokes and bombed the fucked out, but the ones that made it on TV weren’t as bad as ones that were cut from the broadcast.
Trump’s ancestors were into real estate … and your ancestors were considered property.”
More terrible cracks …
“I’m not from New Jersey … I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough … not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana … ”
He continued, “Relax, she didn’t even hear it … I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee … have you ever done anything else actually?”
Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued …
“Larry King is rockin’ the Armani diaper … Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria’s Secret … panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom … nah, I’m just kidding, he don’t wear condoms, you know that!”
And it just didn’t stop …
“I like Larry King … he’s a playa … he actually wrote a book named ‘Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack’ … he got that title from a hooker he was f**king.”
One last parting shot for Trump:
“Trump is a good looking dude … if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin’s ears.”
Most of that shit doesn’t make any god damn sense, or just poorly written. I don’t care about humor that’s going to offend, just make sure it’s fucking funny. Just let this guy fade into obscurity already.
Thanks to Delsyd for the link and the header picture is by IHCer ohcomeonman, who really, really wants you to visit his blog, which has more pictures and whatnots in it.