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Florida man claims donkey fucking is a constitutionally protected right

Is bestiality protected by the constitution? So says the lawyers of a Florida man who is on trial for his relationship with his sweet, sweet donkey named Doodle. Aw… that’s Doodle in the picture above. She is pretty hot.

Carlos R. Romero, 32, declared last week that he wanted to take his case to trial. He is accused of sexual activities involving animals, a first-degree misdemeanor, after he allegedly was found in a compromising position in August with a female miniature donkey named Doodle.

“By making sexual conduct with an animal a crime, the statute demeans individuals like Defendant (Romero) by making his private sexual conduct a crime,” the attorneys wrote.

As another possible reason for unconstitutionality, the attorneys add that the statute doesn’t require that the state prove any harm or injury to the animal “or any proof of the sexual activity being non-consensual.”

“Therefore, the only possible rational basis for the statute is a moral objection to sexual acts considered deviant or downright ‘disgusting,’?” they wrote.

Using religion or the overall consensus of the public that sexual activity with an animal is wrong as the basis of a law is unjustified and bars Romero’s personal liberties, the attorneys argued.

“The personal morals of the majority, whether based on religion or traditions, cannot be used as a reason to deprive a person of their personal liberties,” the attorneys wrote. “If the statute were to require sexual conduct with animals to be nonconsensual or to cause injury in order to be a crime, then perhaps the State would have a rational basis and legitimate state interest in enforcement.”

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  1. southernbelllle reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer and added:
    i officially hate florida
  2. willywosby reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer and added:
    why am i out here again
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    ^^^what this nigga said
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    White people…
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  12. ghostface-chiller reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer and added:
    I never really thought about it that way. He, and his lawyers do have a very valid point. This is how I feel about...
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  16. neef1 reblogged this from kennyboss and added:
    early but niggas do this in spanish countrys all day niggas even fuck chickens
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    I can only think of Clerks 2 now….
  25. bass-hero reblogged this from iheartchaos and added:
    Okay I understand beastieality and I know my most people frown upon it but I think that it’s irrational and I completely...
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  27. curvaceousvoodoo reblogged this from iheartchaos and added:
    GODDAMNIT FLORIDA YOU AND TEXAS ARE WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
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    i think i know where i wanna go on vacation, Florida here i come
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