Chinese newspaper congratulates Kim Jong Un on being named “The World’s Sexiest Man”… by the Onion

Once again, a Chinese newspaper got duped by The Onion, after The Onion ran an article calling North Korean supreme ultimate awesome leader Kim Jong Un “The Sexiest Man Alive”. The Chinese paper thought this was real, and ran a story congratulating the young North Korean dictator on being recognized by the West on his obvious sexiness.
“U.S. website The Onion has named North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong Un as the ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ for the year 2012,” the story announces before quoting the Onion’s sarcastic write-up:
“With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile,” it said.
“He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,” said Marissa Blake-Zweiber, editor of the Onion Style and Entertainment.
The accompanying 55-page slideshow includes images of Kim in varying degrees of sexiness—riding a horse, posing with military leaders, aiming a rifle, riding a horse and, uh, riding a horse.
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silent study of my university’s library reading this. BUT THAT PICTURE KILLED ME.
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