Nineteen states file petitions to secede from the Union

Shortly after the Muslim Marxist Dictator Obama swept into power, destroying all in his path, citizens in 19 states ran down to the White House petition website to file petitions for their state to secede from the Union. Because if not, guns communism capitalism God’s wrath etc. Because god, Obama is such a tyrant. Oh shit, the brown shirts are ramming down my door right now…
So far, she says, residents in Louisiana, Texas, Kentucky, Colorado, New Jersey and ten other states, have filed petitions at the White House petition site requesting secession. A petition for New York to secede was file by “C R” of Grand Forks, North Dakota on Saturday.
Examiner’s Sheila Carroll says those other states include Montana, North Dakota, Indiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, Alabama, Florida, Georgia and Oregon.
On November 7, the day after the election, “Michael E” from Slidell, Louisiana, filed a petition at the White House “We the People” site, requesting that Louisiana be allowed to secede.
“When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation,” the petition reads, quoting the Declaration of Independence.
As of this writing, the petition has 8.162 signatures and needs 16,838 to reach a goal of 25,000.
On Friday, a Texas resident created a petition to secede in order to protect the standard of living Texans now enjoy.
“The US continues to suffer economic difficulties stemming from the federal government’s neglect to reform domestic and foreign spending. The citizens of the US suffer from blatant abuses of their rights such as the NDAA, the TSA, etc. Given that the state of Texas maintains a balanced budget and is the 15th largest economy in the world, it is practically feasible for Texas to withdraw from the union, and to do so would protect its citizens’ standard of living and re-secure their rights and liberties in accordance with the original ideas and beliefs of our founding fathers which are no longer being reflected by the federal government,” the petition reads.
As of this writing, that petition had 5,289 signatures.
The Oregon petition, started Saturday by “Kristopher W” of Tillamook, Oregon, wants the state to remain an ally of the United States and possibly vote to rejoin the Union once “the citizens of Oregon felt the Federal Government was no longer imposing” what it calls a tyrannical government that cares nothing about the future of Oregon’s children.”
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kbafterdark reblogged this from iheartchaos and added:
Not 19 states. Idiots FROM 19 states.
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ladywaterbear reblogged this from booooomstrawberries and added:
remember this isn’t “nineteen states,” or “the majority of people in nineteen states,” or “the governments of 19...
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booooomstrawberries reblogged this from iheartchaos and added:
I guess Texas was serious when it said “If Barack...gets elected, I’m moving
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Merica!! Just goes...show ya that America...getting fed up...
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ambydsolis reblogged this from iheartchaos and added:
I can’t believe this isn’t a joke. What happened...being all about America? It’ll be good...
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I’d seen screepcaps of...article, so I thought it was something like
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thorsgoddess reblogged this from iheartchaos and added:
opinion on this: just because we CAN secede, doesn’t mean that we should.
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Is this for real?
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beesquid reblogged this from ohmyachingsushi and added:
that’s fucking hilarious are people that fucking pissed i mean really just let it go god damn it
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pessimistprime reblogged this from ohmyachingsushi and added:
Welp, my dad was right .___.
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cosmicastrogazer reblogged this from deducecanoe and added:
I. What? No really, what? How the fuck is this NOT a link to the Onion?!
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rayisaperson reblogged this from deducecanoe and added:
Yes, because secession worked out so well the first time.
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This is butthurt of the highest caliber.
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*rolls eyes* Way to go, asshats.
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