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13 sex toys way too baffling to enjoy

Far be it from me to tell people how they should get their rocks off, but every now and again, sex toy manufacturers come up with sex toys so strange that one has to wonder whether there’s actually a market for these things or of one mad sex toy maker is just melting together various silicone body parts and shapes to make whatever circus freak contraptions.

Anyway, TheirToys.com has put together a list of 13 inexplicable sex toys that I just can’t imagine anyone actually using. Okay, there’s probably some people who only use their Barack Obama vibrator, but a dildo chest harness?

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  1. dementia reblogged this from iheartchaos
  2. throwinshapes reblogged this from iheartchaos and added:
    Amazing.
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