Today's my birthday IHC. Honest to God, party god, and you, I wouldn't know what my days would consist of without your ever growing, dark, tasteful, and humorous knowledge. Between you and theChive, you beat them by one fancily enormous All-Irish Black and tan. I have no idea what I should buy for my birthday but I figure whatever you recommend will be just as awesome as receiving one expensive ass initialed wallet, and without demand blow job from Le Girlfriend. — asked by Anonymous