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Like QWOP? Try CLOP. It’s like QWOP, only with unicorns

QWOP is probably one of the shittiest and most frustrating games you’ll ever play, and if you’re tired of trying to make a runner run one limb at a time, maybe you’ll like trying to do the same thing with a magical unicorn. Because unicorns make everything better.

Here are some tips:

I seem to get good speed on flatground by simply alternating h+j and k+l … but as soon as I get to the hill, it all goes to hell. Has anyone had better luck?

I just do L->K->J->H over and over, occasionally pausing, when I get to a dangerous incline, I only use H and K, alternating between simultaneous (H+K) and alternating key presses (H->K)… It’s worked quite well, got to the halfway point.

Try L-H-J-K at different speeds, you’ll have to climb up the hill carefully because the fucking unicorn is too rear-heavy.

I’ve been alternating hk and lj, works allright…

I got all the way up the first hill with hitting l-k-h in sequence, skipping j because it’s a back leg and too much back leg makes me flip over backwards. When you start going back down the hill again, I can’t help you.

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    This game…. you have to try it yourself, I can’t really explain.
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    I just made my boyfriend play this. I am still laughing!
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    THIS FUCKING HORSE
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    THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER.
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