The Olympics are underway, time for 10,000 fit men and women to do some serious gold medal boning

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The Olympics are underway, time for 10,000 fit men and women to do some serious gold medal boning

It’s one of those things that’s not really a secret, but no one really talks about. What happens when you put 10,000 young men and women together from around the world in a nice dormitory, most of whom are in their teens or 20s, all in peak physical fitness? Oh yeah, there’s gonna be so much fucking.

Tales of shenanigans at the living quarters for 10,000 super-fit young men and women have always abounded, and London doesn’t look as if it will be any different.

U.S. women’s soccer star Hope Solo recently dished about serious partying at the Beijing Games, and some newly arrived athletes say they can hardly wait for the fun to begin.

“The Olympics is the height of your career, so you might do some things you don’t usually do,” British beach volleyball player Shauna Mullin said with a giggle Wednesday.

Most, like Mullin, will restrain from going too far, aware they’re in the international spotlight.

Still, there’s no need to be prudish, according to the man overseeing the health of the Brazilian team.

“(Sex) is common at the Olympics. It’s necessary. It’s natural,” Dr. Joao Olyntho Machado Neto said. “If you are going to be healthy people, why not make sex? … Brazil is very tolerant with sex as a country. We don’t have Victorian minds and we’re not religious.”

Ivory Coast swimmer Kouassi Brou was one of the youngest competitors in Beijing at 16, but he’s grown up now.

And ready for some Olympic love.

“In 2008 I was so young and so shy, so I didn’t interact with the women,” the 20-year-old Brou said. “But now I’m a big man. So I can try. I will try.”

And he’s clear about his ambitions.

“If they are beautiful, it’s OK,” he said.

Thousands of free condoms will be available. Organizers have heard enough about village antics from previous games to know there will be heavy demand by athletes for contraception.

Solo recalled seeing competitors having sex out in the open in Beijing.

“On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty,” the 2008 gold medalist told ESPN The Magazine recently.