Like hot girls? Like robots? Like hot girls riding around in robots? Welcome to Tokyo's Robot Restaurant

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Like hot girls? Like robots? Like hot girls riding around in robots? Welcome to Tokyo’s Robot Restaurant

Forget Hooter’s… at the Robot Restaurant in Tokyo, you not only have your food served by attractive women, but they’re attractive women in revealing latex futuristic garb, driving around giant lady robots. In a bright, gaudy setting. So… pretty much exactly the kind of thing I would expect to see in Japan.

For an entrance fee of around US$37.00, patrons can stare slack-jawed as enormous Cutey Honey-esque robots roll around controlled by comely “pilots”.

Army girls patrol the allies of smiles for enemy robots on armored vehicles that would shame anything in Disneyland’s Main Street Electrical Parade!

They also zip around through technicolor LED landscapes on actual motorbikes!

There’s even musical shows and revues performed by the girls, including Japanese taiko drumming and a marching band!

And if this is not your thing, you can always partake in some cheap whiskey and hit a pack of cigarettes. Macias concludes:

In truth, the joint is more like a kyabakura, or “cabaret club”, than an actual restaurant. Three measly food items in all are listed on the menu, a perfunctory measure probably because it’s easier to get a license for food service than to apply for a “giant robots plus army girls and marching bands and motorcycles” license. Either way, here’s wishing the Shinjuku Kabukicho Robot Restaurant the very best of luck as it awkward rolls the human race one step closer to a well-deserved Robopocalypse.

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