Welcome to the bizarro world of cheap ebook erotica on Amazon (Possibly NSFW)

You know damn well by now that the internet is, and pretty much always has been chock full of bizarre erotica. And ebooks I suppose, are part of the internet and in the world of ebooks, just like the internet, there’s a whole lot of cheap, sleazy, poorly written erotica. That you can get for 99 cents straight to your Kindle.
All of the below titles contain links to Amazon, and if you want to screw up your recommendations for a few days, you can click on them.
Above is the book ‘Anal Girl Gets Fisted’ by someone named Tiffani Lusk apparently.

Wild Girls and Horse Dildos by Peter De Sade

Description:
When Mr. Murphy bought a three bedroom house near the local university, he didn’t need the space for himself. He need to extra bedroom to lure teenage college girls to rent the extra bedrooms. He had an obsession with stretching young girl’s love holes and he had some big dog cock dildos and horse cock dildos that would certainly stretch them beyond their limits. In this latest Peter de Sade story the sex doesn’t get any hotter or more perverse as Mr. Murphy takes to the girls to Dan and Tracy sex farm after he work on them over night. The fun really starts when they all go to the barn and the girls see the enormous horse cock dildos they are going to have to take up their love holes.
Keep the Line Moving: A Reluctant Gang Bang Short by Regina Ransom


Raped by the Law by Candace Gold

Description:
Sandy Greene’s life is routine. She’s a nurse working in a busy pediatrician’s office, married to a wonderful guy named Ed. The only thing she’d change if possible is Ed’s job because it sometimes takes him away on business trips. Otherwise, Sandy considers herself to be one very lucky and definitely, happy, camper. Until one night… Sandy is stopped on her way home by a traffic cop. She pulls over and the cop demands she get out of the car. She doesn’t understand why and refuses, but he threatens to arrest her for resisting. She’d forgotten her cell phone that morning and doesn’t want to miss her husband’s call, so she hopes that if she complies, it will hurry things along. Instead of giving her a ticket for speeding, the cop forces her into the back of his cruiser and takes her to a desolate area. That night Sandy’s entire world is turned inside out and she learns a very terrible truth. Not all policemen protect and uphold the law.
Begging for a Promotion: A First Anal Office Sex Short by Francine Forthright

Description:
Bailee will do anything for a promotion, anything but work that is. She’ll give the absolute best blowjobs in the world to get ahead, and she’s in fact lined up to get the job from her more qualified rival, Dana. The problem is that her boss is suddenly promoted and there’s a new boss in town. Dana has to move fast, and before he’s been there for more than fifteen minutes, she’s cornered him in the restroom and is struggling to take his massive cock into her mouth. She doesn’t struggle for long, though, because he wants more than a blowjob. He wants some hardcore office sex, and he’s about to give Bailee her first anal sex experience.
My Hubby Made Me a Whore by Chastity Foelds


And finally…
The Anal Redemption of Pastor Green’s Lactating Harlot by Burt Maverick


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