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Miami face-eating “zombie” wasn’t high on bath salts or LSD, just weed. WEED TURNS PEOPLE INTO FACE EATING ZOMBIES
It turns out that guy who was supposed to be a zombie who took super-acid or smoked bath salts and ate that other guy’s face off was just feeling silly. After an extensive toxicology report on the body of Rudy Eugene, it was found that he was only high on weed— no super LSD, no regular LSD, no bath salts, no alcohol. Stay tuned for news reports that weed now turns you into zombies and makes you randomly attack nice neighborhood watch people.
Rudy Eugene, AKA the Miami Zombie, was not high on bath salts when he ate Ronald Poppo’s face last month. The toxicology report found only marijuana in his system— not the synthetic drugs the media was hoping for.
As I previously reported, the media’s insistence that Rudy Eugene was high on bath salts stemmed from an uniformed police officer’s speculation. His misrepresentation of facts then snowballed into dozens of false reports, claiming not only that Eugene was high on bath salts, but also that bath salts are a ‘super-potent form of LSD’ — another lie. Now, the mainstream media must confront the fact that, despite all of their rumor-mongering and subsequent calls for a baths salts ban, Rudy Eugene was probably mentally ill.
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posted 28 June, 2012
by Kaze
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A couple thoughts here… “Rudy Eugene...probably mentally ill.” - NO SHIT? REALLY? A GUY...
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Thus concludes why I don’t smoke weed.
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