Gamer Food, because Cheetos and Red Bull were slowly killing a generation of wizards and night orcs. And because it says “Protoss” on it, it means that they’re expecting you to buy it by the box to sit next to your custom-built PC so you never have to move your fat ass because sitting in front of a computer all day is exactly the kind of strenuous exercise that demands high calorie food.
We at gamer food believe that hunger, malnourishment, and fatigue are our mortal enemies in a never-ending war, and like any good warrior we never go into battle unprepared. That’s why we have striven to craft the most powerful weapons possible. We use materials of the utmost quality and we stand by our work. We are sharing it because although we may be opponents in the virtual world, we are all allies in the real one!
Le sigh… it’s like the fucking WoW Mountain Dew and Mana Energy Drinks all over again.