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Tactical stabbing pen comes with everything you need to escape from a third world death camp
There are tactical stabbing pens and then there are tactical stabbing pens. The Uzi Tactical Defender Pen adds in a DNA-Catcher (a snaggy bit), a hidden handcuff key, a glass-breaker, and a writes-upside-down-and-underwater cartridge.
Are you expecting the unexpected? Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Either way, the Uzi Tactical Pen turns a mere pen into a life saving tool. The DNA Catcher on the crown of the pen is very sharp and can be used to deliver a very nasty jab to an attacker, causing extreme pain and giving you a sample of their DNA to use when you go to the police. Not expecting to get attacked? The crown also doubles as a glass breaker if you ever get trapped in your vehicle… If things get really bad, you can always rely on the hidden handcuff key inside the top of this pen. This badass writing utensil is made of high-grade aircraft aluminum and writes upside down or under water. If you can find a situation where you use all of this pen’s features and live to tell the tale, we probably owe you some sort of prize.
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posted 25 June, 2012
by cranberryzero
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I always want stuff like this, but then I remember that I’ve had a plastic sonic screwdriver confiscated as a weapon in...
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WANT. You never know when you might need to get stabby. You know.. For self-defense.
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I have one! :D Only mine’s made by Smith & Wesson and doesn’t have all those fancy bits. Purely for stabbing.
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