I was wondering if any IHCers could help me. My best friend played with my wiener while I was sleeping. I woke up and found him batting it with his hands like a kitten playing with a toy. When he saw that I was awake, he scuttled up the wall and onto the ceiling like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly and hissed at me. I've stopped returning his calls and he's going around telling everyone that I'm boring. All because I wouldn't let him play with my wiener. — asked by Anonymous
I heard that he’s going around saying you’re acting like a boring politician all of a sudden. Remember, it’s not gay if the balls don’t touch.