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Any tips for my court appearance on Monday? DUI, first offense. I think I was polite and obedient at the time of arrest, but I was blackout drunk at the time, and the earliest thing I remember is waking up in a puddle of vomit in the holding cell. — asked by Anonymous

Get a lawyer.


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