Today I was getting high on my way to work and I got pulled over. The officer gave me a ticket for a broken brake light, expired tags, a broken wind shield, loittering and improper disposal of d cell batteries. $1,765 in fines. I assumed he did this instead of citing me for cannabis. My question is, Do you think I should watch the Big Bang Theory and Tivo the Eukanuba Dog Show or should I watch the Eukanuba Dog Show and Tivo The Big Bang Theory?
— asked by Anonymous
Fuck that, I’m watching Hoarders.
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