I Heart Chaos — my gal just dumped me. and i think the girl i lost my virginity to 17 years ago wants to fuck me. she lives 2 states away, is married and has two kids. One of here kids is a teenager. Im enjoying our flirtatious texts and hope to get some scandalous pics but i dont want anything more, and i really dont want her to visit me because ill most likely put my penis in or around her moistest of all orifices. So my question is what is the plural of orifice, oriffi? orrify?

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my gal just dumped me. and i think the girl i lost my virginity to 17 years ago wants to fuck me. she lives 2 states away, is married and has two kids. One of here kids is a teenager. Im enjoying our flirtatious texts and hope to get some scandalous pics but i dont want anything more, and i really dont want her to visit me because ill most likely put my penis in or around her moistest of all orifices. So my question is what is the plural of orifice, oriffi? orrify? — asked by Anonymous

Orifeces?

posted 27 April, 2012
by iheartchaos

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