Ok, so I submitted a question a couple days ago, asking if anyone was interested in my random ass stories. After a landslide approval of five people, two trolls, and one advertising link I’ve decided to submit it. It’s really short, but if you guys like it I’ll make longer ones in the future.
A good friend of mine, and also former karate champion, Patty “Two Times” Twinkle Toes once led a small army of marmots in an attempted invasion of the White House. Unfortunately for Patty, one of his marmots turned out to be a double agent, the U.S. Secret Service had found out about his army. Over the next couple of weeks, while Patty was fine tuning his plan, the Secret Service had been hard at work genetically engineering a special breed of plants specifically designed to devour marmots.
Eventually the time came for Patty to take action, he readied his army and began a march towards the capital of the United States. Patty had trusted his furry friends too much though, and had been unaware of the snitch. Once he gave the order to attack, his marmot army swarmed the White House, but to Patty’s surprise, the marmots only got as far as the stairs as they were quickly gobbled up by the genetically engineered marmot eating plants. Needless to say, Patty’s rebellion was thwarted.