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Florida woman arrested after offering sexual favors in exchange for a pair of McDonald’s dollar menu cheeseburgers
47 year old Christine Baker of Manatee, Florida proved she was lovin’ it after she was arrested for offering sexual favors for a pair of McDonald’s dollar menu cheeseburgers. They are decent cheeseburgers when you’re really hungry and you’ve only got a couple bucks, but are they dick sucking good? Not really.
An undercover officer invited Baker into his car on Friday and started talking about sex. Baker allegedly said that her fee was two McDoubles — the dollar-menu version of a double cheeseburger — costing a grand total of $2.75.
Of course, Baker was also allegedly looking for a tip of another $40 for her services, the Bradenton Herald reported.
The detective bought the burgers and drove to a vacant lot, where other agents arrested Baker on charges of prostitution. It’s yet unclear whether she was allowed to eat the delicious doubles before she was taken to jail.
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posted 09 April, 2012
by Mo
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infinite-chaos-separates-us reblogged this from deathsoldestfriend and added:
yea, let’s arrest someone who has no money and is starving for offering herself for food. and then let’s tax the person...
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AMERRRRRRRICAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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The funniest thing about this story is that it took place in “Manatee, Florida.” I know fat jokes are sort of taboo on...
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Prolly from S.FLA !
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It’s always Florida, man…
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ROFLROFLROFLROFL.
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