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Update: White House denies the CIA teleported Obama to Mars. But of course that’s what they would say.
Last week, we told you about how some guy was claiming that he was part of a super secret mission that had been teleporting people to a secret US base on Mars since the 1980s and how a young Barack Obama was recruited for this mission. Well yesterday, the White House made a statement denying that Obama was ever part of such a program, but that’s exactly what they want you to think.
Officially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars. “Only if you count watching Marvin the Martian,” Tommy Vietor, the spokesman for the National Security Council.
Oh, what does he know? I want to hear a denial straight from Obama. I want to hear a denial from the CIA.
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