OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THE MCRIB THE MCRIB THE MOTHERFUCKING MCRIB IT’S BAAAAAACK! Let’s put this car into overdrive and make haste immediately to the nearest McDonald’s and get a FUCKING MCRIB SANDWICH. What are we gonna do when we get our fingers wrapped around a pork patty-like sandwich smothered in tangy barbecue sauce with onions and pickles on a soft split bun. OH JESUS?
Crafts, friend. We’re going to do McRib crafts. (Like the McRib Double Down, above)