Headline of the day: Man eats cocaine from brother’s butt, dies

Today’s crazy but true news story comes not from Florida, but from South Carolina, where 20 year old Wayne Mitchell died after being convinced by his brother to eat the cocaine the brother had been hiding in his ass.
Officers said Deangelo Mitchell convinced his brother, 20-year-old Wayne Mitchell, to swallow the ounce of cocaine to hide the evidence. He died soon afterward. “It’s sickening,” North Charleston Police Chief Jon Zumalt told WCIV. “I got upset when I saw the thing. I was pretty shocked on it.” Deangelo Mitchell already bonded out of jail on the drug charge, but now police are looking for him again on charges of involuntary manslaughter.
So the lesson is… if you and your brother get busted and you’re hiding cocaine in your manhole, don’t ask your brother to eat it. Bad idea.




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