As if the fourth Die Hard movie, Live Free or Die Hard wasn’t enough, the fifth and (hopefully) final Die Hard film will be called A Good Day to Die Hard. Oh I don’t know, fuck it, let’s do a sixth movie and call it “I Died Hard in Your Mom”. What’s there to lose?
So here’s what was revealed about this fifth Die Hard movie today:
-Die Hard 5 will be titled A Good Day to Die Hard
-Shooting begins in January 2012
-The sequel will be released on February 14th, 2013 (Valentine’s Day).
-The story is set in Russia and begins with John McClane heading to Moscow to sweet talk some cops into letting his apparently-wayward son out of jail for something he did, but when he gets there, things surrounding his son’s arrest are not as they appear and world-threatening terrorist hijinks ensue.
-McClane, Jr. has yet to be cast.
-They still don’t know if it will be rated PG-13 or R.
I liked the first couple Die Hard movies, but like with Indiana Jones and Terminator, the just fucking keep going and going and milking the shit out of things until there’s little left.