22 year old woman, thinking she’s a vampire, tries to bite off the face of a 69 year old man. In Hooters.
Josephine Smith, a 22 year old woman from Florida claims that she’s a vampire, and that’s why she tried to bite off the face of 69 year old Milton Ellis in the middle of a Hooter’s restaurant. You know those fucking vampires… they’re just not happy with wings and some cleavage… it’s old people they’re after.
“I’m a vampire, I am going to eat you,” Smith announced before allegedly attacking Milton Ellis, according to an arrest affidavit.
Ellis, 69, received stitches to close up wounds suffered during the assault, which occurred in front of a vacant Hooters in St. Petersburg. Cops says Ellis, who uses a motorized wheelchair, was asleep when Smith pounced on him, commenced biting, and announced that she was a vampire.
The bleeding Ellis escaped his attacker’s clutches and called 911 from a nearby gas station.
When cops arrived, they located Smith—covered in blood and half naked—near the Hooters, according to a police spokesman. During questioning, she was unable to tell officers what had transpired outside the shuttered restaurant. Nor could she explain what had happened to her pants or why her panties were at her ankles.
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