IHC Polls Archive

How did you/will you spend your tax stimulus check?

  • Just for everyday stuff– just trying to survive (25%, 4 Votes)
  • Weed (25%, 4 Votes)
  • Hookers and blow (19%, 3 Votes)
  • Video games (13%, 2 Votes)
  • Cool stuff from NewEgg (6%, 1 Votes)
  • Lottery tickets (6%, 1 Votes)
  • Put it into savings (6%, 1 Votes)
  • A vacation (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Whatever your girlfriend / wife wants to buy (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Down payment on a car (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 16

Start Date: May 14, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
End Date: No Expiry

The best listening for vehicular homicide?

  • Light jazz (31%, 8 Votes)
  • Heavy metal (19%, 5 Votes)
  • The screams of pedestrians (15%, 4 Votes)
  • Techno (12%, 3 Votes)
  • Conservative talk radio (8%, 2 Votes)
  • New wave (8%, 2 Votes)
  • Gangster rap (8%, 2 Votes)
  • Hip hop (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Classic rock (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Reggae (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 26

Start Date: May 11, 2008 @ 2:30 am
End Date: No Expiry

What’s the best way for Hillary to exit the Presidential race?

  • Punch a baby in the face live on Fox News (33%, 18 Votes)
  • Send Obama a note that says “VP plz Y / N?” (19%, 10 Votes)
  • Lock herself in her room so she can cry and draw little pink hearts around pictures of the White House (17%, 9 Votes)
  • Paint “I concede” on her naked body in a Hustler spread (17%, 9 Votes)
  • Shooting a man in Reno, just to watch him die (7%, 4 Votes)
  • Being purged via exorcism by a Catholic priest (6%, 3 Votes)
  • Get herself caught in a heavy makeout session with Jeremiah Wright (2%, 1 Votes)
  • Take a job as a political blogger for Wonkette (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 54

Start Date: May 9, 2008 @ 12:46 am
End Date: No Expiry

What’s your favorite vice?

  • Masturbating (34%, 15 Votes)
  • Smoking weed (25%, 11 Votes)
  • Axe murder (14%, 6 Votes)
  • Drinking (11%, 5 Votes)
  • Caffeine (9%, 4 Votes)
  • Smoking cigarettes (5%, 2 Votes)
  • Smoking crack (2%, 1 Votes)
  • Picking your nose (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Adultery (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Sexual harrassment (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 44

Start Date: May 2, 2008 @ 11:11 pm
End Date: No Expiry

What’s the worst car to drive behind on the highway?

  • A pickup truck full of loosely-stacked acetylene canisters (21%, 7 Votes)
  • A stoned teenager in a riced-out Honda Civic that can’t keep his car in the lane (21%, 7 Votes)
  • A brake-tapper in an SUV who has rear-bumper damage (12%, 4 Votes)
  • A police officer during rush hour (12%, 4 Votes)
  • A gravel truck with a loose tailgate (9%, 3 Votes)
  • A rusted out 70’s land yacht where the driver keeps tossing out empty beer cans (9%, 3 Votes)
  • A public transit bus that can’t reach the speed limit and smokes like it’s on fire (9%, 3 Votes)
  • A Toyota Prius that’s going 62mph, because 65mph would waste gas (6%, 2 Votes)
  • A biodiesel Volvo that smells like an Indian restaurant and doesn’t signal lane changes (3%, 1 Votes)
  • An early-eighties Buick running on 4 mini-spares (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 34

Start Date: May 2, 2008 @ 7:20 pm
End Date: No Expiry


 

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