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If you can't make out the written dialogue choices, there's a transcript below from WND from Lifehacker. Wait... we've got Tinypenguininja, who is a gay and a video game reviewer... does that make IHC part of the gay video game conspiracy? SWEET.
The elf reveals he specializes in assassination, and the other character replies, "I bet you're good at a lot of things."
The elf responds, "Mmmm, that's quite an offer, especially coming from another man – if we are both speaking of the same thing."
If the player selects the response, "I suspect we are," the elf agrees to have homosexual sex with the character.
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I'm not gay and haven't played this game but,
does this really matter? Is the game allowed to be played by minors?
What the hell... I'm more
What the hell... I'm more disappointed that there wasn't an equally racy heterosexual sex scene. There's a part in the game where, if you are playing a guy, this lady wants you to get her pregnant. If you agree all that happens is you both lay down in bed and then it fades to black.
Same bullshit happened in
Same bullshit happened in Fable II. One time I gathered up like 10+ people (men and women) in hopes of having an orgy, so I told them all I my dick was on hard and I was ready to fuck. The screen just goes black. You could hear some moaning and shit but who gives a fuck? When the screen came back I killed everybody.
The weirdest part about that
The weirdest part about that scene is the fact you can have it if the main character's a dwarf.
lol
Poor dwarf. If he wants to get his man loving on why shouldn't he be able too? I think the Dwarf community should stage an uprising. haha I'm pun tastic
lol
bioware is starting to get risky first alien sex now this.
Why Just This Scene?
Having played through the game twice, there is an opportunity for sex with every pairing. You can have lesbian sex with a female main character and Leiliana, you can have hetero sex with either Alistair or Morrigan (depending on the sex of the main character) and you can even have an orgy with Leiliana, Zevran (the elf), the main character and another character in an inn in the capital city if you set it up right.
For each of these the video is essentially the same as the one above just the characters change.
Of course it seems the only one they're protesting is the male gay one? This is a Mature rated game, they need to get over themselves.
I love fuckin
sign me up
I don't see a problem with
I don't see a problem with this. I should write a game where male Republican senators try to get their knobs shined by male interns. I'm sure that would get their attention as well.
To Be Fair...
The WND article doesn't actually say anything "bad" about the game, it only states that there's an opportunity to have homosexual sex. I have to say I'm surprised, because i expected a much more opinionated article. I wouldn't say any lids were blown, for sure.
But, anyway, in my opinion, who gives a shit? If the gays want buttsex, good for them. If the lesbians want scissoring, let's do it. I personally want the game now that I know I can have an orgy, hehe. I like that the game gives you these kinds of options. We all need to be a little more accepting of everyone, and let's work hard to make sure video games are at the forefront of that fight.
Well, that and...pissing stupid people off is fun, is it not?
Turn your heads...
No conspiracy here. *coughyou'reallgaynowcough*
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