Victim of horrific car crash is tragically not Glenn Beck [News]

Fuck you Onion, you both owe me a new keyboard and got my hopes up for just a split second. Touche, we will meet again, you and I.


BrianFD's picture

This story made so much more sense...

...over here at IHC than it did over at that "other" place.

zero's picture

lol the same thing

lol the same thing happened to me i thought beck had bit it

Greedo shot first!

ishldgetoutmore's picture

Uncivil Liberties Union

That had me LOLing. I also liked the banner title "Uncivil Liberties Union sues for right to take crap in public."

redneck's picture

I cried when i foudn out it

I cried when i foudn out it wasnt glenn beck.

paulywog's picture

Man, that is a good website. 

Man, that is a good website.  I've been reading The Onion since I got my first 56k modem.

More asians please.

irondog59's picture

that was

Now that was some funny shit...

Can someone get me out of here?

Dirtbag Kingdom's picture

In a perfect world

this would be news.

 

KALI MA

saint huck's picture

"a fat mormon fuckface...

Who should have drank himself to death when he had the chance."

I'd comment, but how do you follow that?

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