You remember those days when companies made a killing with rackets like "Call this 900 number to talk to He-Man... no really, the real He-Man. For only $2 for the first minute, 45 cents for each additional minute!" And then you'd go to your mom and she'd say "no" and then you go to your dad and he smacks you across the mouth for even asking  and then you call anyway, knowing that you're going to get a beating, but oh it's so worth it just to talk to He-Man! That was awesome.

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