Supreme Master Television is a cult owned and operated TV station that broadcasts around the world in a zillion different languages (all at the same time apparently) and tries to brainwash the world into a crazy vegan robe-wearing Kumbayah-singing New Agey crystal wearing Borg of sorts.

Supreme Master TV has a website, the cult behind it operates a chain of vegan restaurants, and they have offices in Southern California. Their leader is one Supreme Master Ching Hai. That's her above. She sells hair extensions and stuff. She has opinions on global warming. She sings spiritual lounge music. She designs "celestial clothes and sleeping mattresses for dogs," which are spiritually themed costumes designed to bring your "blessed canine friend" closer to enlightenment. After you watch the video below, check out the dog video.

Via: BoingBoing