Stupid Retro Christian Fun: "Courtship vs Dating" [Stupid]

Even if this wasn't a dumbass Christian "no sex before marriage" video, this video would still be awful. Even if you play it with the volume all the way down, the 35 year old muscle-bound freak trying to get a piece of the teenage girl is still creepy. But add the Bible-thumping and it's enough to make you lose your lunch.


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Severitas's picture

Ohhhhhohohohoho

silly religion, breeding all that silly control

view my madness http://www.severitas.org/

paulywog's picture
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Come on, Kurt.  Women aren't

Come on, Kurt.  Women aren't just your play things.  Get those devil thoughts out of your mind.

 

 

I like how he tries to turn her on by mentioning the phone cord might be on his deltoid.  Christians and their pick-up lines!

More Asians please.

h100grnfld's picture

"Sweaty hunk of beefy machismo"

As far as I (and google) can tell, that is the only time that phrase has ever been uttered.

Does that count as at least an honorable googlewhack?

saint huck's picture

Sorry, everyone for the sqeaking.

It's just my mouse cord rubbing against my pectorals.

Odd's picture
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Religious chicks

Are cock teases. At least the christian ones.....I know Catholicism is an off shoot of Christianity, but those girls are freaks. Them and the Mormons.

 

 

Play_a_Record's picture
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Pure Evil

Mormons are the worst. I lived with some for a year and the girls used to lure men back to the house and convert them.

 

Normal guys turned into suit wearing, Bible reading, constantly whistling freaks within a couple of days. Scary stuff.

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