Russian museum claims to have the severed penis of Rasputin [The More You Know]

At Russia's first ever museum of sex and erotica in St. Petersburg, inside a formaldehyde-filled jar is supposedly the foot-long severed cock of the Russian mystic Rasputin. There's no actual proof that the dick did indeed at one point belong to Rasputin, but that's the museum's claim and they're sticking to it.

From Metro UK:

Museum founder Igor Knyazkin has previously boasted of his prized possession: 'Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte's reproductive organ is now kept.

'Napoleon's penis is but a small 'pod' - it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters.'

The veracity of Napoleon's severed penis is also unconfirmed, although a shrivelled item said to be the French leader's ex-phallus was sold to an American urologist at auction in 1977.

I think the only way to solve this mystery is to take the dick out of the jar, stab it, burn it, shoot it, wrap it in a rug and throw it into a frozen river. If it crawls out, it's Rasputin's penis.


mynameisfyl's picture

That guy is FAR to excited to

That guy is FAR to excited to be holding a cock...

Maureenxx's picture

i agree.

i agree.

Dennis, our lives are in your hands, and you've got butter fingers?

freddyk's picture

It's enough to satisfy a

It's enough to satisfy a Czarina.  :)

zero's picture

well

that's disturbing on a few different levels.

Greedo shot first!

stinker89's picture

thought the only person that

thought the only person that held cock that old was Anna nicole.... too soon?

mynameisfyl's picture

Dude, its never too soon for

Dude, its never too soon for an Anna Nichole holding old cock reference.

...now if it was an old guy holding Patrick Swayze's ghost cock, THAT may be too soon.

 

 

stinker89's picture

what it it was Mjs decrepid

what it it was Mjs decrepid cock? like covered in rhinestones and half white doing the mooncock

 

Punque's picture

Dick Head

Think about it.

Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.

annocalla's picture

...Insert witty comment here

...Insert witty comment here about countries having penis envy...

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